"Youre mama so fat jokes" and related jokes

1. ure bottoms are so flabby pple that people that you had four legs
2. ure so fat when u stand there is high tide and when u sit there is low tide
3. ure so poor that u go to long john silver and ask for crumbs
4. ure so fat that wen u play hopscotch it goes like this :"pasir ris, ang mo kio, commonwealth"